20 | I Believe Him, He's a Man-a-God (Sports Are the Root of Every Great Social Schism)
Hold your breaths: it’s episode twenty (thousand) leagues under the sea! THIS episode finds...
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19 | Quoility Cointoint! ('Got Milk?' Is a Military Misinformation Campaign)
Don't it always seem to go? You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. That's right,...
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18 | Not Flex and Chill (Renaissance Faires Are Overcompensating for Real Life Tragedies)
Well, we can finally buy lottery tickets and join the army, 'cause we're EIGHTEEN, y'all!...
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17 | will.i.am. Dafriend (Escape Rooms Are Training Us to Do Battle)
We learned the truth at seventeen...or did we??! You'll have to listen to find out! THIS...
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Back in a few weeks!!!!
Hello, fearless denizens of the Galaxy! The deep-voiced samaritan from our last episode returns...
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16 | The Grapes of Wrath of Khan (Rich People Are Satyrs)
Sixteen Candles: a film that has aged...poorly? A trait which the sixteenth episode of our...
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15 | Occam’s Famous Razor (Almost Every Working Artist Is J.K. Rowling)
Look out, world: episode fifteen’s here to take names! THIS episode finds us positioned in an...
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14 | Life of Cry (The Brothers Grimm Were Assassinated by the Fast Food Industry)
Halleluja! Praise episode fourteen in all its glorious, intricate nonsense! THIS episode,...
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13 | Fair-In-Heights Nein/Elephant (The Circus Is Fighting an Endless Holy War)
Sure, love is all you need in this dark, cruel world, but why not give episode thirteen a chance...
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12 | Marco, Frodo! (Weather Is Malevolent)
CLANG! The clock strikes midnight as we reach our groundbreaking twelfth episode! On THIS...
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11 | Hôtel de l'France (Reincarnation Is a Byproduct of a Great Galactic Resource War)
Episode eleven BOO!!!! Did we scare you? THIS episode takes place in the renown Hôtel de...
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10 | What Even IS Endgame?! (Ms. Frizzle Is an Incarnation of Loki, the Norse God)
Batten down the hatches, denizens, we've hit our tenth episode! THIS episode finds your humble...
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The ghost of Vultron the Vulture Man returns to inform the denizens of an unfortunate episode...
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9 | Hashbag Sean Bean (Animals in Human Skin-suits Have Corporatized America)
Good morning, denizens. We hope you slept well...'cause once you listen to episode nine of this...
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8 | Pushy Riot (This Podcast Has Gone Completely off the Rails!)
In this, our eighth episode, we take a break from our Galactic explorations, instead turning our...
20:40
7 | Colonel Blue (The Galaxy Is Trying to Kill You)
Tremble, denizens, for episode seven is here to consume you all! THIS episode finds Ari and...
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BONUS—ORIGINAL PILOT EP: Who Watches 'Watchmen'? (All Art Is Propaganda)
Whew! What a crazy couple of weeks, huh? Ari got turned into a robot, incurred the wrath of his...
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6 | Men Who Like to Tinker (Car Mechanics Aren't Human)
DISCLAIMER: We try to design every episode to stand, if not entirely on its own, close enough...
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5 | Clearly Cerberus (Waldo of 'Where's Waldo?' Is The Grim Reaper)
We've reached episode five...and not a moment too soon! THIS episode, Charlie confronts Ari...
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4 | We Eat What We Reap (Pigeons Are Systematically Ruining Our Lives)
If three's a crowd, what are we to make of this, our fourth episode? THIS episode, we take a...
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