The.Village.Idiom

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The.Village.Idiom

272.Fall.On.Your.Sword

The swordfish has few natural predators, except the penfish which is mightier

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271.Eat.Like.A.Bird

Some birds eat other birds so I guess you could say Dahmer eats like a bird

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270.Dealers.Choice

What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses

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269.Leaps.And.Bounds

Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap

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268.Castles.In.The.Sky

Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.

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267.Bakers.Dozen

They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man

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266.Apple.Of.My.Eye

A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist

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265.Yellow.Bellied

You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.

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264.Waste.Not.Want.Not

My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne

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263.Under.Ones.Thumb

Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do

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262.Turn.Over.A.New.Leaf

Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf

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261.Sell.Ice.To.An.Eskimo

My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian

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260.Saving.For.A.Rainy.Day

Difference between a musician and mutual fund is that one will mature and make money

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259.Paint.The.Town.Red

I enjoy painting wildlife... but the rabbits leave hair on my rollers.

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258.Receive.A.Kickback

Taekwondo has backkicks whereas politics has kickbacks

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257.Off.Your.Rocker

Is is crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is

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256.New.Kid.On.The.Block

Though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach

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254.Land.Of.The.Living

When Mozart was alive he was a composer but now he is a decomposer

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253.Jump.The.Gun

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think its race related

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